Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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