Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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