i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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