i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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