ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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