Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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