I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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