i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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