Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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