watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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