I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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