I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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