Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i permit you to call me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
3 2 1 whiskey
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
