I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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