i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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