super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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