WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this just has baby written all over it
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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