Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i already hear my dad disowning me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Everclear isn't food dammit
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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