No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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