I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
