Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
