he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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