Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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