I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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