so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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