You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I wish there were birth control emojis
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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