8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
