I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Randomize
