hotel room ftw
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just google imaged poop.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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