how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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