Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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