She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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