I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
