Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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