Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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