I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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