is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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