The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize