You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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