margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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