she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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