Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
