...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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