new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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