I look better un-naked...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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