Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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