Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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