Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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