sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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