Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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