I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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