Me too!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
