I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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