I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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